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“Happy. Just in my swim shorts, barefooted, wild-haired, in the red fire dark, singing, swigging wine, spitting, jumping, running - that’s the way to live.”—Jack Kerouac, The Dharma Bums (via draggonflyy)
I’m not 100% sure what this means yet, but I think I get at least some sort of fraction of a percent of the main idea. <br></br> And it’s the most important thing in this dimension and universe. <br> I’ve heard a lot of bullshit mumbo jumbo over the years and theories about its nonexistence, but the fact of the matter is that it does exist and it’s so much damned simpler than anything we’ve ever heard. <br></br> Truth is Truth. No matter what. <br></br> Sure there’s gray area, but either Washington chopped down a cherry tree, or he did not. You may believe he did, and you may be right, or you may believe he did, and you may be wrong. <br></br> This is what it comes down to: This is the big deception: Not all of your beliefs are Truth; but some of them may be, if they are “In Line With Truth.” <br>
My name is Michael, and I don’t claim to have the Truth. <br></br> But I have a fraction of it. <br></br> And I got some of it from Taoism (☯) a bit from Buddhism , a little from Judaism (✡) and a lot from that Jesus fellow, who we sometimes like to represent with a (✞). <br> ∞ But most of it came from me ∞ my own concoction of skepticism and liberality. You want an open mind, but not one wide enough for your brain to fall out. Not fond of the church though. Because Jesus was vastly more concerned with child molestations than gay marriage (note: Jesus never says a single verse about gays. None). <br></br>
<a href=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=784Sz6ud7hk”>In my spare time I enjoy heckling the residents of Chicago with a megaphone.</a> <br></br>
We’ve all been trained to believe—without tans and without implants, that society will not love you. And thus it is the female’s duty to look and act exactly as they see the women on the covers of magazines… I was put on this planet to remind everyone to say “Fuck You.”<br></br> This tumblr is ultimately useless. Hopefully not as useless as reading about celebrity nipple slips.
<br> </br> Still here? Rightio.<br> I follow everyone but spambots back. Everyone deserves a chance. But if i see a bunch of pictures of celebrities who are not you and who you are not, like Megan Fox and Miley Cyrus, et al, i may unfollow because it breeds anxiety deep within my black, cold heart.<br> The purpose of your existence is not found observing the existence of others. Stop the internal dialogue— it’s one of the few Truths i’ve found. Just accept it. You’re not Kim Kardashian and wanting to be Kim Kardashian is a waste of your energy. <br> I like these things, sometimes… <ahref=”http://media.photobucket.com/image/charmander/PKMNBreederIzumi/Charmander.png?o=0” target=”_blank”> <img src=”http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb360/PKMNBreederIzumi/Charmander.png” border=”0”></a> and <a href=”http://s58.photobucket.com/albums/g256/hotlittledago/?action=view¤t=ScreenShot2012-02-24at10537AM.png” target=”_blank”><img src=”http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g256/hotlittledago/ScreenShot2012-02-24at10537AM.png” border=”0” alt=”Photobucket”></a> <br></br> This blog was supposed to be a How-To Guide on Revolutionaryism. <br> Go back to bed, America. The Revolution’s dead. <br> So for now, the Truth is that i don’t know the Truth. That, and everything you see on the television is a distortion of reality, and in all likelihood a form of propaganda, in one form or another. <br> <br> </br> Out of 100 of my beliefs, at least 1 has to be wrong, right?
P.S. <br> ANYONE and everyone reading this has been brainwashed and it’s not a gawddamned conspiracy theory; it’s corporate programing. And as soon as you can see the false for the false… you can see that much more Truth. <br> The lies you tell others are nothing compared to the lies we tell ourselves.</a> <br> </br>
I’m also currently involved in two relationships: <br> One with The World, and the other with a girl named Michelle, both of whom I do love and they also love each other, so it’s a nice little love triangle thing we have going on (she doesn’t like littering/killing even the smallest of life’s creatures).
<br></br> Jesus might be in a potential love square, but she’s Jewish, so I’m sort of at-odds with the whole thing anyway, I don’t know. I’m very unsure about the Jesus thing. <br></br> Again, everyone keeps telling me “THIS IS THE TRUTH!” <br> But as it has been said, The Truth is that I do not have The Truth.