What the hell is wrong with you guys, I’ve been posting my most offensive posts to date and I only loose one follower. Literally waiting for you to sign off. As I was saying “FUCK YOU OBAMA, YOU’RE A SLUT WHO READS FROM HIS SPEECHWRITERS SPEECHES AND LISTENS TO HIS ADVISORS ON WHEN IT WILL BE ‘OK’ TO ACCEPT GAYS’… I only lost one after posting a picture of my chihuahua’s asshole.
Strange Days.
All of you realize that Obama is doing this for votes right?
I’m really not trying to be ‘that guy,’ but haven’t we seen enough of politics to realize that none of those guys who run this country really care about you? At all?
*bombs Yemen*
*gays are OK*
How hard is it to see that you’re being used as a means to a political end?
They don’t care about us. They don’t care about our rights.
I’m all for gay marriage but there are certain things that are so vitally much more important right now going on that no one seems to be paying attention to.
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I’m done offending your beliefs. Just remember not to *attach* yourself to your beliefs. They’re just beliefs. They exist inside your brain. No where else.
Peace to the gods.
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send details anon. meow.
also feel free to come off anon with such a fabulous 4 question.
― David Foster Wallace
In a border town somewhere in the middle of Mississippi and New Orleans, I met a man high on heroin. He would start a thought, stop it, close his eyes, walk away behind the gas station to throw up, come back, start a new conversation, etc. And we got on the topic of freedom, and of course we had similar politics pertaining to the idea that it’s a system of control, and of course we had a similar interest in books reading anything by Vonnegut and Hunter Thompson. He recommended I read a book called Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace. I’m going to read it sometime hopefully soon.
That’s actually a fascinating question. And a hard one to answer…
OK, well here’s the thing. I sometimes like to play make-believe and pretend that I’ll be some sort of Super Parent. Which could of course have some truth to it, but then again, I could be as terrible as my parents was/are (dad’s dead, mom is a madman, though I love the woman with all my heart).
They all have their flaws. I have mine. I really have no idea how to raise children.
Here’s my imagined scenario.
Listen: I’d keep cable/comcast out of the house. We’d have a TV with only me-approved movies to watch. The radio would pretty much be off limits too, because I wouldn’t want you to listen to (insert shit fucking artists here, such as but not limited to: Niki Manaj, Little Wayne, “Pitbull,” and the rest).
About relationships and the world:
There’s hope. Most guys are dicks. Most guys don’t care. Some guys you won’t think care, but they do, they’re just lost and confused. So remain vigilant.
The world is messed up too, but it’s like guys. It’s mostly screwed up. But there are some brilliant people on it. Together, we can save it.
OK, now here’s the REALISTIC me.
I don’t want to control. If she wants to listen to Little Wayne, who am I to control another human being? Daughter or not, she must be raised on freedom. But realistically speaking, I’m not sure I’ll always be the best person at that. I get sidetracked. But that’s who I want to be.
When she’s older, I’ll try and tell her about relationships. Like, the deep shit. About sex and all that. That it’s not evil, just make sure it’s the right guy.
The world…. yes, it’s messed up but the beauty can outweigh the shit if you know how/where to look. She’ll have a love affair just like me. In love with the world.
That familiar feeling is setting in.
It goes like this:
Mother fucker. What can I do about all the corruption going on in the world? Men have sold their souls for luxurious lives and fast, temporary rides. Their hearts are harder than the titanium their ferraris are made with. Each of them has three.
And what can I do? Pray to a God who… may or may not exist? What do I say to it anyway? ”Hey… you. Can you help me end this corruption? Can you help me keep the kids in this country free and away from harm and lies? Can you help me be free and away from the self-mutilation of my own dying morals? Thanks.”
In the Torah and New Testament and Quran and a number of other good books of the world, a prophecy says that at the end of it all, during the hardest of struggles, we’ll all activate some sort of genetic code that will awaken our spirits and God will pour [Its] spirit on us and we’ll dream dreams and lead many to righteousness.
What will it look like? How will we know? What if it’s prevented? I don’t know. I’m just speculating now. Why is this world so goddamned dishonest? I can see the perfect world in my mind’s eye and when I open up the other two it disappears. Usually. But then there comes a day and time when I see the best in humanity and it reminds me that anything is of course possible. But is it realistic?
I want an end to all the madness. And it’s not just a ‘want’ in the desire sense. It’s more than that. It goes past a deep-seeded longing. It’s what my entire reality is based on. It’s even past revolution. What is a revolution? What happens when we get into power? The power corrupts us and we corrupt those around us.
I need my perfect self. Again, I can see it in my head. But I’m far from it in this life, at least at this time.
What I’m really asking is… how can we save the world? If you tell me it’s impossible, I won’t believe you. If you tell me it’s a for-sure thing, I won’t believe you. Not because you’re right or wrong, but because I don’t know what to believe anymore. Why all this struggle? Why all the sadness? Why the happiness and beauty?
I don’t have answers. I’ve been told that when you don’t have answers and it is acknowledged, the answers will come to you naturally and of course you’ll know where to go from there. But it’s all coming too fast these days. I don’t know where to go about it or what to do with any answers I have in the first place. I’ve been wrong before, I can be wrong again. The same questions plague my mind year after year and it seems like a few of them are coming to a close. Fantasy is what the world wants but what it needs is Truth. What’s the Truth? Ask someone else. But I recommend taking it with less than a grain of salt.
why are all american girls so rough
Well fuck there goes my wardrobe.
Seriously though, is that what you people think when I saunter on down State Street with them on? Wouldn’t have guessed. You can all blow me.
and in the end i went with “cough twice if you thought I was a good kisser”
thanks be to thenameisjewlian for the lovely pickup line about dragging ballsacks across her face.
Now onto serious matters. What to write, what to write…
See this is why I can never be a writer for a newspaper or something. I can’t write awesomeness on command. It’s usually based on inspiration, and I feel inspired right now, but damnit to hell for the life of me I can’t think of something goo right now.
So this is what it feels like to be gay.
