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This blog is dedicated to Truth.

I'm not 100% sure what this means yet, but I think I get at least some sort of fraction of a percent of the main idea.

And it's the most important thing in this dimension and universe.
I've heard a lot of bullshit mumbo jumbo over the years and theories about its nonexistence, but the fact of the matter is that it does exist and it's so much damned simpler than anything we've ever heard.

Truth is Truth. No matter what.

Sure there's gray area, but either Washington chopped down a cherry tree, or he did not. You may believe he did, and you may be right, or you may believe he did, and you may be wrong.

This is what it comes down to: This is the big deception: Not all of your beliefs are Truth; but some of them may be, if they are "In Line With Truth."
My name is Michael, and I don't claim to have the Truth.

But I have a fraction of it.

And I got some of it from Taoism (☯) a bit from Buddhism , a little from Judaism (✡) and a lot from that Jesus fellow, who we sometimes like to represent with a (✞).
∞ But most of it came from me ∞ my own concoction of skepticism and liberality. You want an open mind, but not one wide enough for your brain to fall out. Not fond of the church though. Because Jesus was vastly more concerned with child molestations than gay marriage (note: Jesus never says a single verse about gays. None).

In my spare time I enjoy heckling the residents of Chicago with a megaphone.

We've all been trained to believe--without tans and without implants, that society will not love you. And thus it is the female's duty to look and act exactly as they see the women on the covers of magazines... I was put on this planet to remind everyone to say "Fuck You."

This tumblr is ultimately useless. Hopefully not as useless as reading about celebrity nipple slips.

Still here? Rightio.
I follow everyone but spambots back. Everyone deserves a chance. But if i see a bunch of pictures of celebrities who are not you and who you are not, like Megan Fox and Miley Cyrus, et al, i may unfollow because it breeds anxiety deep within my black, cold heart.
The purpose of your existence is not found observing the existence of others. Stop the internal dialogue-- it's one of the few Truths i've found. Just accept it. You're not Kim Kardashian and wanting to be Kim Kardashian is a waste of your energy.
I like these things, sometimes… and     Photobucket

This blog was supposed to be a How-To Guide on Revolutionaryism.
Go back to bed, America. The Revolution’s dead.
So for now, the Truth is that i don’t know the Truth. That, and everything you see on the television is a distortion of reality, and in all likelihood a form of propaganda, in one form or another.


Out of 100 of my beliefs, at least 1 has to be wrong, right?

P.S.
ANYONE and everyone reading this has been brainwashed and it's not a gawddamned conspiracy theory; it's corporate programing. And as soon as you can see the false for the false... you can see that much more Truth.
The lies you tell others are nothing compared to the lies we tell ourselves.


I'm also currently involved in two relationships:
One with The World, and the other with a girl named Michelle, both of whom I do love and they also love each other, so it's a nice little love triangle thing we have going on (she doesn't like littering/killing even the smallest of life's creatures).

Jesus might be in a potential love square, but she's Jewish, so I'm sort of at-odds with the whole thing anyway, I don't know. I'm very unsure about the Jesus thing.

Again, everyone keeps telling me "THIS IS THE TRUTH!"
But as it has been said, The Truth is that I do not have The Truth.
One of those sleepless finals nights….

One of those sleepless finals nights….

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My most recent work of art… 

“The Conspiracy Theorist’s Guide to Changing the World.”

I interview 3 Chicago-based news professionals (an anchorman and two anchorwomen) and ask them if they’re aware that only 6 companies control 90% of the media.

They didn’t know.  Or, they suddenly became out of time.

http://students.iam.colum.edu/~silvia.chavez/wordpress/?p=309 

 

Cancer
Cures>Prevention

Suicide:
Prevention>Underlying Causes

Life:
Buying Shit>Marveling at life

Feel free to add to the list.

I’m 24.  Holy God.

For my 24th birthday, could someone look at my website and comment on one of my dope ass posts?

It’s about the New World Order and whatnot.

I’m hoping to be the replacement for InfoWars news.  

Because Fear Isn’t Working.

CONSPIRACY FACT vs. CONSPIRACY FICTION

Or, if my birthday isn’t important enough, you can also go with the death of my favorite revolutionary, Jesus H. Christ.

I wrote an article, entitled:

 

How To Take Over the U.S. Gov’t (without being noticed)

(link links to my new website, Conspiracy Fact vs. Conspiracy Fiction).

Hoping to Enlighten the Masses.

What better way to do so than show them the most shallow and insignificant aspect of American culture?

yes, I have the coolest iphone case ever, who wants to touch me

Israel-supporters and Palestine-supporters can now unite over one key fact:

Everything that you know about this conflict and all of your opinions come from a combination of hearing other people speak emotionally of the conflict, which then in turn translates words into your mind, you comprehend them, filter out things you don’t agree with, swallow that which you do, and make assessments based on the combination of both.

Also: Both sides seem to think that the media is ignoring their side.  That’s another great piece of unification that works for the whole of humanity indiscriminately.  

Also: Both sides seem to think that it was “the opposing country” that started this shit.

Can we all disagree to agree on the level of our own self-sustained insanity?

Can we all agree to disagree on the nothingness that we actually know and admit our own defeat for once, acknowledging that there ain’t a single soul out there that knows what’s really going on?

“Visitors to Tzfat are often confused by the various spellings and pronunciations of the city’s name which include include Safed, Safet, Tsfat, Tzfat, Tzefat, Tsefat, Safes, Tsfas, Tzfas, Tzefas, Tsefas, Zfas, Zfat, Zefad, Zefas, and Zefat.”

Visitors to Tzfat are often confused by the various spellings and pronunciations of the city’s name which include include Safed, Safet, Tsfat, Tzfat, Tzefat, Tsefat, Safes, Tsfas, Tzfas, Tzefas, Tsefas, Zfas, Zfat, Zefad, Zefas, and Zefat.”

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and this is what the statue of liberty would look like if it had a dildo and she was me and she was still in high school

and this is what the statue of liberty would look like if it had a dildo and she was me and she was still in high school

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The other picture of my “self.”
It’s less confusing than the last one i posted, in the sense that instead of making Ryan Gosling’s head the letter O… i just let the letter O be the letter O.

The other picture of my “self.”

It’s less confusing than the last one i posted, in the sense that instead of making Ryan Gosling’s head the letter O… i just let the letter O be the letter O.

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